nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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