Plan B is the new Plan A
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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