We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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