I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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