you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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