she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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