We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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