I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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