talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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