i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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