That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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