That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The ass gains better be worth it
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