Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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