thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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