we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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