i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
His nipple licking is glorious
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