jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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