If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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