and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
try to milk me bitch
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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