I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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