Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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