I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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