So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
you never un-have a 4some
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
