he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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