can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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