The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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