I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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