When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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