drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
My breasts were aching with rage.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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