He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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