Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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