It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Boobs are out for the taking
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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