At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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