so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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