you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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