North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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