I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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