when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
