I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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