Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
