How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
