He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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