Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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