yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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