butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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