he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
