No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
