belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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