did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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