Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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