it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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