I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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